Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
SOTALLY TOBER
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