A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...