Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...