Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...