How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...