Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?