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A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
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What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
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Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
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The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
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An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...