Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...