Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...