Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...