How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.