What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
New Computer Viruses!
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Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
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The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
A croaker spaniel!
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