Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.