‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...