Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...