Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.