The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...