How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...