Much Improved
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Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Blonde quickies 61-80
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One day Confucious say…
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A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
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Geek’s thanksgiving
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Speaking with the general
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