Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...