What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...