Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
New Year’s Resolutions
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I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...