Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...
I live in the flat above Paddy
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Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
You will forget it
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Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...