Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger