Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Simplified income taxes
|REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How much money...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.