A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
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Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
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After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
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The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!