AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...