Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...