Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
How to Hunt Elephants — Comp Sci Style
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Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...