Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...