Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...