Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...