Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...