Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...