Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...