Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...