Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...