Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...