Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
A burglar is in big trouble
|A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...