Risk of plane bombs
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Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
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Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...