Top nine reasons computers must be female
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Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...