How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
One way ticket across the country
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Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...