Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...