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A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Definition of Windows
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
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2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...