Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Polaks Come Back To Fish
These two Polish guys rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...