Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral…
A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
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A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...