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An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...