Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.