Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...