What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...